Dr. GPat Patterson

haunted by the ghost of samuel langhorne clemens: sometimes creative, rarely fictional, unfashionably hopeful, hopefully practical, and unwaveringly invested in the common muppet.

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• Mobster Boss, Hakeem Jeffries, Threatens a Freshman Congressman from OH-15 to Fall in Line ‘Or Else’

  Read Nov 10, 2026 142 likes 21 comments
• Save the Politician, Kill the Franchise

  Read Nov 9, 2026 21 likes 2 comments
• Chuck Schumer & Hakeem Jeffries Have Waged War on the People at Home & Abroad-- It Stops Now

  Watch Nov 8, 2026 93 likes 7 comments
• ERA Became Our 28th Amendment in 2020

  Watch Nov 8, 2026 39 likes 5 comments
• bell hooks, 9/11, mass-propaganda, congressional criminality & the police state that got us here

  Watch Nov 7, 2026 31 likes 1 comment
• Our Neighbor, Tundu Lissu, Needs Our Support

  Read Nov 6, 2026 31 likes
• The People’s Picks for Congressional Leaders

  Short read Nov 5, 2026 84 likes 6 comments
• How to Shut Down Jeffries, Schumer & All the Grifters

  Watch Nov 5, 2026 133 likes 16 comments
• a government is shared story

  Watch Nov 3, 2026 32 likes 3 comments
• I Want a Dyke for President, by Zoe Leonard

  Watch Nov 2, 2026 47 likes 14 comments
• What If the Federal Government Escalates Its Attacks on Congress, the Courts & the People, Post-Midterms?

  Read Nov 2, 2026 51 likes
• MS Now Has Become Full-Blown Fascist Propaganda

  Read Nov 1, 2026 76 likes 8 comments
• Trick or Treat Special with Dr. GPat Patterson,✨YWF✨

  Watch Oct 31, 2026 23 likes 1 comment
• Dear FBI, Three-Letter Agencies, and Democracy-Loving US Americans

  Watch Oct 30, 2026 31 likes
• [Live Reading]: Appendix 5, Wayfinders Cluster

  Watch Oct 29, 2026 25 likes 2 comments
• [Live Reading] The Daisy Chain, Appendix 4: Guardians Cluster

  Watch Oct 29, 2026 25 likes
• The Daisy Chain w/ Dr. GPat YWF

  Watch Oct 28, 2026 17 likes 8 comments
• No, Steve Schmidt, This Is NOT “Incompetence”

  Read Oct 28, 2026 103 likes 14 comments
• [Live Reading]: Appendix 3, Menders Cluster,

  Watch Oct 28, 2026 33 likes
• If You Read Nothing Else, Let It Be This, Because We DO Have a Plan-- All We Need to Do is Spread It Offline

  Read Oct 27, 2026 60 likes 1 comment

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